Hello everyone I just realized something else about this theory. So we were just outside Xefros hive, and Doc Scratch had made baseball honk appearify. A host, one might say.ĭoc Scratch is here, and he has his sights set on Xefros. And what’s Xefros training to be?Ī goddamn butler.
He raised and groomed post-scratch Damara to be the Handmaid. Why would Xefros receive something like this out of the blue? My theory also progresses into the parallels made to the original 12 trolls in that Doc Scratch specifically targeted the burgundy troll’s ancestor. PESTERQUEST Canon is looking a little messy, and it’s probably all your fault. Now there are only two left, the burgundy and the bronze. A semi-canon visual novel, Hiveswap Friendsim introduces you to the characters you’ll meet in Act 2 and beyond. Twelve trolls, just like the original story. Thinking on that, that means there were originally twelve of them. Another thing about these translations is the one note Dammek made about ten friends getting “evicted” from their hives. And while I can’t find screenshots of it, there also happens to be that big ol’ cue ball sitting on the shelf above Xefros’ desk, and cue balls are never left just sitting around in Homestuck-related media for no goddamn reason.
There’s only one person in the Homestuck universe where white is his signature thing and that’s our favorite cueball puppet Doc Fucking Scratch. First off, the incredibly obvious: the white man. So anyway Doc Scratch is in Hiveswap and he’s targeting XefrosĪfter discussing this with a friend of mine and looking over all those translations of Dammek’s scribbles (if anyone can give me the source to those that would be fantastic), we realized that Doc Scratch is targeting Xefros for something.